Playing Golf Pillows

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

'I'm counting on you, Johnston, to get me into the million dollar circle, so keep up the hustle, sell, sell, sell!'

'How do you do that, goddamit!?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

No-Work Orange

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I guess she had other plans for you.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Golfing Bishop.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Snooker Golf.

I think you're ace

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

The Golfing Accident

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.