Golf Player Pillows

A group of golfers awaiting their turn.

'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.'

How the mind of a golf ball works.

'I consult doctors, I'm a caddie.'

'Actually, I'd better have 2 pairs of trousers in case I get a hole.'

"Thank you."

'Birdie.'

'Whaddayaknow - black hole in one!'

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing...

It's my golf night out with the boys!

"Now that I'm retired from racing, I've taken up golf..."

"We're out of golf balls at the moment, but new ones are always coming in."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

No-Work Orange

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I guess she had other plans for you.

Golfing Bishop.

The Golfing Accident

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"The goal is to hate yourself."