Golfer Pillows

"I asked for a sand wedge!"

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Bob has a hard time spotting a diamond in the rough.

'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.'

The Dangers of Golf.

Hole in forty-seven.

'He's trying to figure out a way to miss this putt so his boss can win the match.'

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

'So, what do you think - seven iron from here and breastroke to the flag?'

So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.

"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Evolution.

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

'I have to warn you investments can bogey as well as birdy...'

Woman reading book entitled 'Mad Love' while man is fast asleep, hugging his golf clubs.

'I'm playing golf with my bank manager and two of his friends.' - 'Impossible. There's no such thing as a bank manager with two friends.'

'I said sand wedge.'

'I hear you lost your job as a caddie.'

Smooching on the Golf Course.

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

'No, those aren't crickets you keep hearing, they're cellphones.'

'This weight is ruining my golf game...If I put the ball where I can hit it, I can't see it. And if I put it where I can get it, I can't hit it.'

Caddie Brings Sandwich.

'What if I told you I'm a billionaire golf pro?'

'Steak knife please, Phil.'

Dog fetching golf ball (Colour)

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

'Lucky for you I just ate. By the way, there's a set of clubs sitting over there, if you're interested.'

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

'Putter'.