Golfer Wannabe Pillows

Golfing Work-out

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I guess she had other plans for you.

I think you're ace

"The goal is to hate yourself."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Snooker Golf.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

FORE!

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golf Clubs Underwater.

Golf with a difference

It can be taken up at any age....