Young Aspiring Golfer Pillows

Clock Face Golf Set

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

The Amateur Golfer

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'Don't move.'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Hole in forty-seven.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"Duh!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"Wanna play doctor?"

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

Too many beers at lunch?

Luckily I hit the pin!

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

"My kind of course."

Slippery hand golfer