Aspiring Pro Golfer Pillows

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

The Amateur Golfer

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'Don't move.'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Clock Face Golf Set

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Hole in forty-seven.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Duh!"

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'I'm thinking of jumping right from JV ball to the NBA.'

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

King of the Swingers.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Luckily I hit the pin!

Too many beers at lunch?

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'