Aspiring Pro Golfer Pillows

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'Not that slowly back...'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

The Amateur Golfer

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Don't move.'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Clock Face Golf Set

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Hole in forty-seven.

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

"Duh!"

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'I'm thinking of jumping right from JV ball to the NBA.'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

Luckily I hit the pin!

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Too many beers at lunch?

Rory McIlroy

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

King of the Swingers.