Aspiring Golfer Pillows

'Dad, why musn't the little ball go in the hole?'

The Amateur Golfer

Man reading 'Golf Made Easy' book.

'You missed it again, Mum!'

"Remember to keep your head down."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Don't move.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Clock Face Golf Set

Hole in forty-seven.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"Duh!"