Unskilled Golfer Pillows

Hole in forty-seven.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Golf lessons

The Amateur Golfer

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'Don't move.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Clock Face Golf Set

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"Thank you."

'Birdie.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Duh!"

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Where's your other glove?'

Luckily I hit the pin!

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

It's my golf night out with the boys!

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Mulligan's first mulligan.