Unskilled Golfer Mugs

Hole in forty-seven.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Golf lessons

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

The Amateur Golfer

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'Don't move.'

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Clock Face Golf Set

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'Birdie.'

"Thank you."

"Duh!"

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Where's your other glove?'

Mulligan's first mulligan.

It's my golf night out with the boys!

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'