Goalie Wannabes Pillows

'Where did we get this new goalie?'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The best goalie in the world!

A scarecrow goalie

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

Penalty

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

"That's the fifth one he's let slip by."

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

Dog and frog playing football.

Goal Post Ape.

'Are you sure this is allowed?'

This goalie's useless, he even dropped his orange at half time!

Protecting the goal.

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'I told you not to hire an ex-jockey.'

Ghost in Goal

'Oh, yes-he popped the question alright-'Who's gonna win the cup?'