Golf Buddy Banter Pillows

'Frankly, I'm getting a little sick of hearing about that round!'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

The natural selection process in golf.

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

'My nurse is off sick today, so my caddy is filling in.'

Mulligan's first mulligan.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

"Let's try out the new course they built on the swamp, you say. No problem, you say, it's just a sand trap!"

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

Divining Oil

'You did what during his backswing?'

'I bet he kills this drive.'

'...I've gotta get out of here. My boss thinks I'm meeting with clients, so I don't need any media attention.'

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."