Golf Buddy Banter Pillows

'Frankly, I'm getting a little sick of hearing about that round!'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

The natural selection process in golf.

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

'My nurse is off sick today, so my caddy is filling in.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

"Let's try out the new course they built on the swamp, you say. No problem, you say, it's just a sand trap!"

'I bet he kills this drive.'

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

Divining Oil

'...I've gotta get out of here. My boss thinks I'm meeting with clients, so I don't need any media attention.'

'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'

'You did what during his backswing?'

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

'Here's $40. Stick your head in the shrubs and act like you're weeding. If my wife says anything to you, just grunt knowingly.'

Animals tee-off - chicken realises that instead of golf ball, she's hit her egg.

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."