Golfing Buddies Pillows

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Divining Oil

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'Hole in one!!!!'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Free Range Golfers

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

A sand trap is also called a "bunker." That makes no sense. A "bunker" is usually a place to avoid a disaster, not create one.

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Skunk dreaming.

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'I'm like a caddy at your beck and call !'

'My nurse is off sick today, so my caddy is filling in.'

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'