Golfing Buddies Mugs

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Divining Oil

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Free Range Golfers

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Skunk dreaming.

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

'My nurse is off sick today, so my caddy is filling in.'

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

Golfer couple just married

'I'm like a caddy at your beck and call !'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'