Golfing Soulmates Pillows

Golfer couple just married

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I heard they mate for life."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

Kissing on the golf course

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

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'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Smooching on the Golf Course.

Just married.

Middle-Of-Life Choices

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

Divining Oil

Golfing Romance

Matches Made in Heaven

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

Euros final

'You made that divot deliberately.'

"Maybe we need different types of clubs for different types of situations."

Husband and wife with their shopping assistant struggling to carry all their purchases.

'It is a work related injury. I walked into my boss' office and took a flyer on his gold ball.'

Used golf buddies.

'So, come here often?'

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

Golf Lovers