Soccer Soulmate Pillows

Euros final

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I heard they mate for life."

Ball as water-melon.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'I think I've scored.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The commentators want to run the officials...

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Man with broken leg in cast.

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

Evolution

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

"Looks like Rick's scored."

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

'If you don't want to see the disgusting spitting, look away now'

Football Pudding

Playing Footsies.

"I donut know what I'd do without him."

Football crazy

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

Football player in penalty line up holds other players willy

Maradona memorial.

'What a wonderful memorable day...Chelsea 2-Arsenal 0.'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Football junkie.

'Why am I so depressed? Because I'm so enlightened, that's why!'

'Now remember the ones in white shirts are on our side.'