Soccer Soulmate Pillows

Euros final

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I heard they mate for life."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Ball as water-melon.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'I think I've scored.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

The commentators want to run the officials...

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Man with broken leg in cast.

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

Evolution

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

"Looks like Rick's scored."

'If you don't want to see the disgusting spitting, look away now'

Football Pudding

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

Playing Footsies.

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Football crazy

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

Teamwork

'Now remember the ones in white shirts are on our side.'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Maradona memorial.

Football player in penalty line up holds other players willy

'What a wonderful memorable day...Chelsea 2-Arsenal 0.'

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