Romantic Soccer Lover Pillows

'I think I've scored.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Saving a Heart

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Ball as water-melon.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Centaur Forward

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

The commentators want to run the officials...

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Football Accident.

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Football/Soccer bubbles

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Football

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Evolution