Soulmate Pillows

"I heard they mate for life."

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

Playing Footsies.

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

Golfer couple just married

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Middle-Of-Life Choices

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

Matches Made in Heaven

Drummer auditions today 1:00-4:00

The Deb Van Trio, The Buzz Lyle Trio, Liza Lindo Trio.

Bluegrass Music: 'Don't tell me, let me guess- you're the banjo player!'

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

Euros final

"I think I've just met my soul mate."

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

"I'm not losing my memory. I'm living in the now."

'You can have custody of the kids as long as I get custody of the money!'

'I've found my soul mate: the ex-girlfriend of the man I used to date.'

"Yes, Dave and Barbara are weirdos - weirdos who found what we all dream of - that one person whose weirdness perfectly compliments our own, creating an everlasting bond."