Canine Soulmate Pillows

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Barks in code.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

A man and his dog

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Hush puppy.

"I'm working from home today."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogs

Wagging Dog

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."