Star Sign Soulmate Pillows

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I heard they mate for life."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Man with broken leg in cast.

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"I donut know what I'd do without him."

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

'Why am I so depressed? Because I'm so enlightened, that's why!'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Middle-Of-Life Choices

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

'Yon lad's got a chip on his shoulder.' 'Aye, he's certainly a messy eater.'

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

'I'll need to run a few tests and find out what your horoscope says.'

"What do my stars say today?"

Matches Made in Heaven

'Far out! How did you pick me as a leo?'

Cancer/crab

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

Snow Person Romance

Euros final

"Love is easy to find. I'm looking for someone to talk Battlestar Galactica with."

Leo/lion

"I think I've just met my soul mate."

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

"I'm not losing my memory. I'm living in the now."

'Hey, don't tell me - you're a capricorn?'

Capricorn/goat

'Ha, Ha, your horoscope says you should nurture a new relationship!'