Star Sign Lover Pillows

'Hey, don't tell me - you're a capricorn?'

'Ha, Ha, your horoscope says you should nurture a new relationship!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Beware of God"

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Ill next Thursday

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

"It's beautiful, isn't it? It will keep you safe."

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

'...and according to our star signs we're perfectly matched!'

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

"Wow! I bet you're a Pisces or Aquarius!"

'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'

Guy lost in the desert, sign says, You DEFINITELY Aren't Here!!

'Capricorns have all the luck.'

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.

"What do my stars say today?"

'That's cute. You're a Virgo and I'm a vegetarian.'

Gemini/people

Entering September

'I'll need to run a few tests and find out what your horoscope says.'