Sign Lover Pillows

Guy lost in the desert, sign says, You DEFINITELY Aren't Here!!

Entering September

"Beware of God"

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.

Drivers see 'Priest Crossing' sign with a priest behind it crossing himself

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Cake Free Zone

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Exit only.

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'So who's smoking?'

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Wrong Way.

Deadwood 25 miles

That's Network...

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Customers Wanted

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

"It's beautiful, isn't it? It will keep you safe."

No crawling sign in the desert.

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).