Quirky Sign Lover Pillows

'You want a sign that reads 'the end of the world tomorrow'...when do you want to have it?'

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Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Beware of God"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Freak Family.

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Flatware Follies.

Andy Warhol

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Thank you for not urinating.

Danger - Slow Sand.

Bowel & Breakfast.

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

Liquor Store: Lean to Open.

She was too aggressive when I got her, so I trained her to be passive-aggressive.

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Helena Bonham Carter

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

Guy lost in the desert, sign says, You DEFINITELY Aren't Here!!