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Danger - Slow Sand.

Thank you for not urinating.

'Dad! This is my boyfriend, Bob. He works in advertising'.

"Will sound WHAT? Annoyed? Outraged? Vaguely supportive? Whiny? Happy? Sad? How about a little hint, or is that too much to ask?"

Desert - Crawler Lane.

Please Sign the Visitors Book

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Beware of Everything

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'So who's smoking?'

"No religious nuts!"

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Hanging out your shingle

Way to go

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Deadwood 25 miles

"High Pressure Area"

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Wrong Way.

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Metaphors.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

"Gone for a P."

'We're going broke, Larry. Let's just go back to calling it happy hour.'

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'