
Danger - Slow Sand.
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Danger - Slow Sand.
Thank you for not urinating.
'Dad! This is my boyfriend, Bob. He works in advertising'.
"Will sound WHAT? Annoyed? Outraged? Vaguely supportive? Whiny? Happy? Sad? How about a little hint, or is that too much to ask?"
Desert - Crawler Lane.
Please Sign the Visitors Book
Free clinic with sign in window reading 'the worst things in life are also free'.
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
'Maybe it should be funnier...'
Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).
"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."
If you can read this, you're standing too close.
'So who's smoking?'
Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.
Beware of Everything
Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?
"No religious nuts!"
Hanging out your shingle
Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.
A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.
No Skateboard. No Slouching.
Way to go
"High Pressure Area"
Dogs Home: Beware of the Human
Wrong Way.
Deadwood 25 miles
"There - now we're environmentally responsible."
'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'
Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles
A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.
Metaphors.
Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.
"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.
'We're going broke, Larry. Let's just go back to calling it happy hour.'
On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.
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