Sign Enthusiast Pillows

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It

A more effective warning sign."

Pests examine a sign directing them to crops.

Speed Limit 65. Age Limit 85.

'The muck stops here!'

'Is that right? Well... Please keep me posted.'

Airport Arrivals, couriers with signs, "Don't follow leaders, minicab for Sue James, Watch the parking meters, etc"

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'He collects signs.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"What does it mean? I don't understand sign language."

'We're really proud of Gavin. We think he might grow up to be a bureaucrat.'

Out For A Working Lunch.

Man sees city sign: 'Loiter in Moderation',

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

God has put a sign outside the Pearly gates - Back in 5 Minutes

Driver sees road sign: 'Highway of Life ... Enter at Own Risk.'

CAUTION: CURVE BALLS AHEAD.

Confusing directions,

Deadwood 25 miles

The Cohen-Ditman wedding has been reschedules as the Cohen-Finkle wedding

Beware of the God

Signs say 'The End' and 'Gold sale is nigh'. Man says, 'Next time, let's use different sign writers.'

Beware of...

Sign of the...

Wrong Way.

'I liked it better when it listed all of our names.'

"He was always cautious about love."

In and Out.

"We need help to meet the demand for more help wanted signs."

"Beware Animal Lovers"

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

No crawling sign in the desert.