Sign Enthusiast Pillows

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It

Pests examine a sign directing them to crops.

A more effective warning sign."

Speed Limit 65. Age Limit 85.

'The muck stops here!'

Welcome to Rhode Island - smallest state in the country.

Airport Arrivals, couriers with signs, "Don't follow leaders, minicab for Sue James, Watch the parking meters, etc"

'Is that right? Well... Please keep me posted.'

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

Hunter sign 'Know your deer.'

Confusing directions,

CAUTION: CURVE BALLS AHEAD.

Driver sees road sign: 'Highway of Life ... Enter at Own Risk.'

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Out For A Working Lunch.

'We're really proud of Gavin. We think he might grow up to be a bureaucrat.'

"What does it mean? I don't understand sign language."

'He collects signs.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Man sees city sign: 'Loiter in Moderation',

God has put a sign outside the Pearly gates - Back in 5 Minutes

Deadwood 25 miles

Signs say 'The End' and 'Gold sale is nigh'. Man says, 'Next time, let's use different sign writers.'

Beware of the God

The Cohen-Ditman wedding has been reschedules as the Cohen-Finkle wedding

Beware of...

"He was always cautious about love."

In and Out.

"We need help to meet the demand for more help wanted signs."

"Beware Animal Lovers"

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

No crawling sign in the desert.

'I liked it better when it listed all of our names.'