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Passive-aggressive street signs

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

Prostitute has added an 'anyway' sign onto a lamppost with a 'one way' sign on it

You must be this tall to bump head on sign.

'So who's smoking?'

'Now, pay no attention to what he did to his face. At that age they all just seem to want to be attention seeking devices.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Beware of Everything

One Way - Yield

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

"No religious nuts!"

Hanging out your shingle

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"Your bone."

'You need to learn to let people in.'

Way to go

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Deadwood 25 miles

"High Pressure Area"

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Private work adjustments

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Wrong Way.

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Metaphors.

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

"Gone for a P."