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'Cricked Neck Clinic' sign says 'Out to Lunch' hung sideways for patients to read.

This is your park at your own risk.

Street prophet with notice board - The World Ends at Midnight - Have a Nice Day

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Laughing Zone Ahead

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"My guess it's guacamole."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Beware of Everything

'So who's smoking?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Hanging out your shingle

"No religious nuts!"

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Way to go

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Wrong Way.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Deadwood 25 miles

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

"High Pressure Area"

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Metaphors.

No crawling sign in the desert.

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.