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'Cricked Neck Clinic' sign says 'Out to Lunch' hung sideways for patients to read.

Street prophet with notice board - The World Ends at Midnight - Have a Nice Day

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Laughing Zone Ahead

"My guess it's guacamole."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'So who's smoking?'

Beware of Everything

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"No religious nuts!"

Hanging out your shingle

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

Way to go

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Deadwood 25 miles

Wrong Way.

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"High Pressure Area"

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Metaphors.

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

"Gone for a P."

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).