Sign-holder Aficionado Pillows

Keep away from our Doreen.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Laughing Zone Ahead

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Beware of Everything

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

'So who's smoking?'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

"No religious nuts!"

Hanging out your shingle

"He's always been an optimist."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Way to go

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Wrong Way.

Deadwood 25 miles

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"High Pressure Area"

"The season finale of the world is near."

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Metaphors.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

Thank you for not urinating.

"Gone for a P."

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

No crawling sign in the desert.