Sign-holder Aficionado Pillows

Keep away from our Doreen.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Laughing Zone Ahead

'So who's smoking?'

Beware of Everything

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"No religious nuts!"

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Hanging out your shingle

"He's always been an optimist."

Way to go

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Wrong Way.

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"The season finale of the world is near."

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Deadwood 25 miles

"High Pressure Area"

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Metaphors.

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

Thank you for not urinating.

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

"Gone for a P."

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day