Quirky Signage Lover Pillows

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Beware of Everything

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Please use another building entirely

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Deadwood 25 miles

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Private work adjustments

Wrong Way.

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Metaphors.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Thank you for not urinating.

'We're going broke, Larry. Let's just go back to calling it happy hour.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

"Gone for a P."

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'