Quirky Signage Lover Pillows

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Please use another building entirely

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Deadwood 25 miles

Wrong Way.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Private work adjustments

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Metaphors.

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

Thank you for not urinating.

No crawling sign in the desert.

"Gone for a P."

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

'We're going broke, Larry. Let's just go back to calling it happy hour.'

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'