Signage Silliness Appreciator Pillows

Racing road signs

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Please use another building entirely

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Private work adjustments

Metaphors.

Thank you for not urinating.

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

"Gone for a P."

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

Eat Bacon. Loose weight.

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

Secateurs and non-secateurs

Danger - Slow Sand.

Caution Dangerous Curve Ahead

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"

Church Parking

No Junk Mail

A Victorian Cow

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

'That woke me up, too!'

Multiple exits.