Signage Silliness Appreciator Gifts

Racing road signs

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Please use another building entirely

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

Private work adjustments

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Metaphors.

"Gone for a P."

Thank you for not urinating.

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

Eat Bacon. Loose weight.

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

Secateurs and non-secateurs

Danger - Slow Sand.

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

Church Parking

A Victorian Cow

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"

Caution Dangerous Curve Ahead

'That woke me up, too!'

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

Multiple exits.