Signage Snob Pillows

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Sign Reform

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Beware of Everything

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

'So who's smoking?'

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Please use another building entirely

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"Your bone."

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Private work adjustments

Deadwood 25 miles

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Wrong Way.

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Metaphors.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Thank you for not urinating.

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"