Signage Skeptic Pillows

A younger Bob wouldn't have let that stop him.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Sign Reform

"My guess it's guacamole."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"He's always been an optimist."

Please use another building entirely

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

Cash Rebate

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Private work adjustments

Metaphors.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

"Gone for a P."

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

"The improvement is the higher price."

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

Church Parking

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"

Tree closed. Next rest area 5 mi.