Signage Critic Pillows

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

Road Closed

Thru versus Through Traffic

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Please use another building entirely

"He's always been an optimist."

Private work adjustments

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Metaphors.

"Gone for a P."

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

Church Parking

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"

Caution Dangerous Curve Ahead

'That woke me up, too!'

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

'Caution: doors don't open.'

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."