Sign Critic Pillows

I saw your "free wi-fi" sign. Yes, it's free for customers. False advertising! If I have to buy something, it's not free! Ok. The password is "buysomethingorgetout." Is that upper-case or lower?

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Movies vs. Films

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

'So who's smoking?'

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Hanging out your shingle

"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."

"No religious nuts!"

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

Way to go

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

Deadwood 25 miles

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"And despite recent insinuations, this loan contract being signed by my client is perfectly legitimate."

"High Pressure Area"

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Hang on!...You don't expect me to swallow that as well!'

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

Wrong Way.

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

'I reject the terms of the contract!'

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.