Sign Critic Pillows

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'So who's smoking?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"No religious nuts!"

"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."

Hanging out your shingle

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

Way to go

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"High Pressure Area"

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Wrong Way.

"And despite recent insinuations, this loan contract being signed by my client is perfectly legitimate."

Deadwood 25 miles

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

'I reject the terms of the contract!'

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'