Sign Connoisseur Pillows

My Exit

Driver sees road sign designating area as a bedroom community.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Fireworks Limited: Gone Out - Do Not Return!

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Dog Walker

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Shaved Ice

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'So who's smoking?'

S**t Threw a Goose

Expensive greeting cards.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

"No religious nuts!"

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Bleak House

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

C Day Lewis.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Hanging out your shingle

Way to go