Sign Critique Pillows

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Cake Free Zone

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'So who's smoking?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Wrong Way.

Deadwood 25 miles

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

No crawling sign in the desert.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Young driver's guide to road signs.

Snooty humans vs intolerant birds.

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

Confusing directions,

Signs say 'The End' and 'Gold sale is nigh'. Man says, 'Next time, let's use different sign writers.'

Highway sign writer's block.