Satirical Sign Reader Pillows

Young driver's guide to road signs.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Cake Free Zone

No Immediate Danger

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Please use another building entirely

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

D. H. Lawrence

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

Declutter Your Life

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

". . . and if anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, any reason at all, like, say, something that might have happened after a long heart-to-heart and a few too many drinks, for instance, last week maybe, something you felt bad enough to bring to Confession, which you definitely should have, because it's pretty serious- anyway, speak now..."

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

"I suppose I could fake it."

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing