Sign-carrying Satirist Pillows

STOP GLOBAL WARMING!, 'Let's call it a day before we get frostbite.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Cake Free Zone

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

Blockhead

Please use another building entirely

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

'It's some intellectual group, but nobody can figure out what they want.'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

Cowboy Trump

"Can't you fellas read the sign? I can't let you wheel him in here."

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

"As if being expelled from the garden of Eden wasn't enough, that apple had a worm in it!"

Young driver's guide to road signs.

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Oink.

"Dictator!"

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

"I'm so excited. This is my first White House superspreader."

"Please welcome our third guest, a toddler with a temper tantrum."