Street Sign Satirist Pillows

Redacted Street Signs

Cake Free Zone

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Please use another building entirely

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Traffic Lights Medicine

"Can't you fellas read the sign? I can't let you wheel him in here."

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Young driver's guide to road signs.

Lex Ave Express

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

Employees Must Cleanse Palate. ?

Yield. Stop. We went out a couple of times, but I got tired of the mixed signals.

Please do not feed the animalsPlease do not eat the people.

'Oh, what the hell, let's stick it over there.'

STOP GLOBAL WARMING!, 'Let's call it a day before we get frostbite.'

If you can't keep off the grass, we'll find somebody who can. I'm not sure, that's either very friendly or very threatening.

Fun City Update

Insulate Britain Fundamentalists

Echo Valley

New York's Full Service Bank - Deposits, Holdups, Withdrawals.

Passive-aggressive street signs

Plutonium

Will work for $500,000 salary cap.

1. Walk sign and 2. Walk and chew bugle gum sign.

"If I'd snitched, Senator, I would have lost my street cred."

Don't Even Think of Insider Trading

A Walk sign for Stalkers.

'I'm afraid that from a waste separation at source point of view those cartons will have to go,'