Sign Readers Pillows

Employees Only

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

No Immediate Danger

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Exit only.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"My guess it's guacamole."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Beware of God"

'So who's smoking?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

Confused drivers

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'