Sign Decipherer Pillows

The Blank Road Sign

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

No Immediate Danger

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"My guess it's guacamole."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Infographics: the early years.

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

Confused drivers

IKEA Book

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

Trumped by Semniotics

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".