Sign Decipherer Pillows

The Blank Road Sign

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

No Immediate Danger

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Confused drivers

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."