Letter Decipherer Pillows

'One letter at a time.'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Don't forget to read the small print.

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

Auditioning for Finnegans Wake.

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

Europe and TTIP

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

'I absolutely refuse to sign anything which requires a microscope and a stepladder to read it!'

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

Marooned Optometrist

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

Descartes School of Philosophy.

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

"Mother sends Season's Greetings with her love to you, Lydia. She says how she does so wish to spend the holidays with us but she knows that would mean we would have to drive five hundred and fifty miles to her house, as it is impossible for her to accept

Pharmacist, prescriptions - "It's a forgery, I can read it."

'Apparently some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but some of the other additives cure it.'

Dept of statistics: 'vital...nonessential'.

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

The good news is they'll probably name it after me!

'I love the message, but the art leaves me cold blooded!'

'His paintings always have a message.'

But this doesn't really define me

"More misinformation."