Signal Decipherer Pillows

SLEEP Mode

Barks in code.

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

"Leave the lights burning when you go home. Pass it on."

Maze of legalities.

Auditioning for Finnegans Wake.

Europe and TTIP

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'These pamphlets will explain the procedure and these leaflets will explain the pamphlets.'

Descartes School of Philosophy.

"Welcome to our intern program. I'm your instructor, Dr. David Robertson."

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

Pharmacist, prescriptions - "It's a forgery, I can read it."

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

Dept of statistics: 'vital...nonessential'.

'I love the message, but the art leaves me cold blooded!'

'His paintings always have a message.'

"More misinformation."