Signal Decipherer Gifts

SLEEP Mode

Barks in code.

What Guys Say and What They Mean,

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

Infographics: the early years.

IKEA Book

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

"Leave the lights burning when you go home. Pass it on."

Trumped by Semniotics

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

Maze of legalities.

Auditioning for Finnegans Wake.

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

Europe and TTIP

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'These pamphlets will explain the procedure and these leaflets will explain the pamphlets.'

Descartes School of Philosophy.

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

"Welcome to our intern program. I'm your instructor, Dr. David Robertson."

Pharmacist, prescriptions - "It's a forgery, I can read it."

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

Dept of statistics: 'vital...nonessential'.

'His paintings always have a message.'

"More misinformation."