Message Decipherer Gifts

"More misinformation."

But this doesn't really define me

'Beetles...I heard if you listen to their songs backwards, there are cryptic messages.'

'His paintings always have a message.'

'I love the message, but the art leaves me cold blooded!'

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

Barks in code.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

Infographics: the early years.

IKEA Book

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

Maze of legalities.

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

Auditioning for Finnegans Wake.

"Hey, got your message. Just wanted to let you know you spelled 'desperately' wrong."

Russian Missiles Incognito

"This is my voice mail."

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

'These pamphlets will explain the procedure and these leaflets will explain the pamphlets.'

Descartes School of Philosophy.

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

"This way, the humans get the message."

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

Text/Subtext Message

Pharmacist, prescriptions - "It's a forgery, I can read it."

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'