Sign Reader Pillows

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Think we should ask permission first?'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Important! Health & Safety Information

'What are you grinning at? You think it's funny getting old?' (Man talking to no U turn sign).

Welcome to the Fun Park. . .

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Under new management. But still no bananas.

'Countryside open for business'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Right lane must be from out of town.

'Give way' 'Give up'

"Bummer. I sure wish we had noticed that sign before."

"And I suppose you believe everything you read?"

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

"We're firing you for not doing your job."

Parking for Optician's Customers ONLY

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

'Optometrist' 'CLOSED TODAY'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

City Centre Sign - Beware of the Yobs

BEWARE OF THE HOMINID

Dead End.

"Mum, which entrance do the clever children use?"

Belief / Beyond Belief

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