Sign Interpreter Pillows

"The sign said buy one, get one free. But I only needed one. The free one."

Confused drivers

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

Mouse hole has a 3' clearance.

'All dogs must be on leashes.'

Art Omen

MEN (room): 'According to my mom, it says, 'WEIRDO'.'

Street sign: 'Whatever you're doing, KNOCK IT OFF from here to corner.'

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

"Does that mean trick or treaters too?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Dialogue

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

No Immediate Danger

She - Interpreter - He.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Clubbing

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."