Sign Language Interpreter Pillows

Institute for Nonverbal Communication.

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Translator translates gestures

Cereal for the hearing impaired or monks who've taken a vow of silence.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

'No no no - the narrator didn't say that, he said this...'

Rude signing for the deaf. Dictator telling his people to f*** off.

Books - Now on audio tape! 'Learn the sign language in 10 days'.

'Hey, Mister! Stop bawling at me!'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'You'd have thought he'd have been rumbled before his engagement, eh, dear?'

'Viewers are warned that the following programme contains bad sign language.'

Edwin Pobursky, sign-language interpreter for deaf-mute callers.

"One of us has to tell her to put down the garden hose while she's signing."

A sign language interpreter makes a dirty hand gesture.

Baseball is much more interesting now that I've learned to lip-read!

"Economic news? Are you kidding me? I'll give you some economic news. I'm driving a '92 Kia with no muffler, supporting my boyfriend until his standup career takes off, and paying for 2 implants. Do you know the sign for 'desperate'?"

Dialogue

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Clubbing

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Confused drivers