Sign Language Artists Pillows

"One of us has to tell her to put down the garden hose while she's signing."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Do it write the first time.'

How a poet works

Clubbing

Signing the declaration of independence.

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Confused drivers

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Route 666.

Can't read 'SLOW'.

Google signwriter.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

"Tip my boy."

The Prostate Monologues

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Ventriloquist's fete

That's Network...

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

The Big Cheese

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

Poodle painting 'Beware of the Dog' sign

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

It smeared. We didn't let the paint completely dry. "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

Body Language - Hiss!